This letter came to my office today:
From: [withheld]I wonder what reply would be the most fun —
Subject: Im interested in sex film actings
Date: 2004 September 10 14:47:07 PDT
To: festivals editor
My name is mr [name withheld], 21 years
of age, live in the u.k, london south,
curently available.
i've always love to do acting in the sex
movies industry because i have all it
takes and also for the simple fack that
i love oral sex and can proudly say im
good at it and also good at blow jobs
too because im use to it and would
really appreciate if im givn an
opportunity to perform as a lead actor
in your sex movies.
Im really interested in this profession
because most of the ladies i sleep with
always wants more of me but since im not
being paid for my services,i call a quit
to it and realise its actually a talent
GOD as giving which im eager to use.
I invite you, Dear Reader, to propose a reply to this letter!
Comments
I appreciate your enthusiasm and sexual expertise. With such confidence, it is no wonder that the ladies you have sexual relations with clamor for more.
Please send a photo of yourself performing your favorite lewd act and we will consider sending you money to fly to America and have sex with women and men here.
Please also include a description of your blow job technique and how quickly you are able to bring your partners to orgasm.
Thank you so much and very much looking forward to your package,
[name withheld]